My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
do you ever have days when you forget that ur an adult with money and you can like buy things
b/c i have been craving cheesecake all day and i just went to target and walked past it and was like
I AM A GROWN UP
I HAVE DOLLARS
I CAN BUY THIS WITH MY DOLLARS
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
I like that library books have secret lives. All those hands that have held them. All those eyes that have read them.
I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem